"Not a phase. Just a lifestyle. Also, where are the snacks?"

Hey. I’m Michael.
I’m the chaotic good of this group: dramatic, affectionate, and 100% more emotionally available than I’d like to admit. I’ll bat at your shoelaces, then fall asleep upside down on your pillow like a Victorian ghost who just discovered napping.

I’m passionate about personal style (mostly black), dramatic entrances, and pretending not to care when I absolutely do.

If you want a kitten who’s both your best friend and your dramatic roommate, I’m here for it. Adopt me today.