I’m Cortana. If you think you might need a little help running your life, and I’m just the kitten for the job.

Named after the brilliant AI from Halo, I’m a clever little strategist wrapped in 8 weeks of fuzzy black and white perfection. I may be small, but I’ve already mastered several core protocols: sneak attacks, snack acquisition, and optimal lap positioning. My purr? Calibrated for maximum relaxation.

I’m currently on a foster-to-adopt mission , which means I can start bonding with my future forever humans now, while I wait for my spay appointment. Once that’s complete, I’ll be fully cleared for permanent deployment (aka adoption).

Whether it’s coordinating playtime operations with my brother Master Chief or simply curling up beside you after a long day of "human-ing", I’m ready to be your loyal companion.

Let’s take on the world together, one laser pointer chase at a time.

Apply to adopt me today!